For your viewing pleasure, starring Glorfie and Ungolly

[forsaken_one]

Comments

[elvengoldmine.livejournal.com]

Tell me, he did not fuck the Spider woman. Please, tell me he. did. not. FUCK the spiderwoman.

......

I am so going to die.

[forsaken-one.livejournal.com]

You can go see the film and find out. I gave a whole bunch of tickets to one of your kids.

ehehehe.

[bela-stardust.livejournal.com]

I used them all.

I didn't know my Dad was a contortionist!!!

[forsaken-one.livejournal.com]

and now you do.
::sniggers::

[glorfiestardust.livejournal.com]

HEY. They just pasted my face onto Elrond I's body! Which is just so wrong on countless levels. For one thing, he's way too hairy.

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[elvengoldmine.livejournal.com]

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I am disturbed by the very thought!!!! But..I'm so glad you didn't fuck the spiderwoman. *clings*

[lordof-imladris.livejournal.com]

Dammit, Idril and Tuor's fucked up genes just keep biting my poor manbride in the hot ass over and over again! WHY VALAR WHY?! etc.

I want a ticket, dammit.

[forsaken-one.livejournal.com]

Sureee.... that's what you say now