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A History of Melkie.
Jul. 18th, 2003 02:06 pmIn the beginning there was ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
numberoneenemy and lo, all was kinky and lewd and evil and suchlike.
And Eru looked up from his Trek watching and saw that it wassatisfactory damn good.
Then into the darkness went this first Melkor and thus he buggered off for a long time.
But then there was a blinding flash and lo, there appeared_forsaken_one_, a second Melkor, and verily, Eru looked up from his Dragnet marathon and saw that it was still satisfactory okay, if a bit damp.
Much havoc and sabotaging of Tilion's brakes ensued, with a little kidnapping on the side. Not forgetting zapping baby Elfwine into not-baby Elfwine. And thusly the first month ended with the introduction of the Luthy blow-up doll.
This new Melkor, in the time that followed proceeded to apply to play the puppet of Beren and procured a maia by the name of Faramir, all the while bringing down plague andhellfiresleepiness on a fearful Middle Earth.
With the advent of Long & Arda, came the taming of the swan prince and Melkor's rediscovery of his evil mojo in the deepest jungle. This newfound evilness led to one of the most fiendish and terrible creations in all existence, no not Ulmo's coral hat, the "dance dance dance" pop-sensation known as M Club 7.
Time passed and all was good and Melkor kidnapped Luthien again, as you know.. it wasfor a baby-shower overdue.
And lo, there returneth the first Melkor and he looked and saw that verily Melkor II was indeed keeping up thegoodbad work and he smiled evilly. Thusly, Melkor II decided to steal Tilion's skin and much prancing and shagging occurred in said skin and it was not returned without many sticky patches and unusual stains.
More time passed and all was still good and Melkor applied for a soulbond with Eomer and in this undertaking noticed that ample charms of his wife, Lothiriel, who soon bore the spawn of evil.
And after many releases from Long & Arda, it was decided that things needed stirring up and thusly, the WraithSexScandal was brought into the light of a particularly bright and sunny day in Arda.
And lo, Melkor II looked about and said, "Rawr. I feel damn sexy" and thusly the mun decided that everyone can remember the last 3 months and stopped reminicing
numberoneenemy and lo, all was kinky and lewd and evil and suchlike.And Eru looked up from his Trek watching and saw that it was
Then into the darkness went this first Melkor and thus he buggered off for a long time.
But then there was a blinding flash and lo, there appeared
_forsaken_one_, a second Melkor, and verily, Eru looked up from his Dragnet marathon and saw that it was Much havoc and sabotaging of Tilion's brakes ensued, with a little kidnapping on the side. Not forgetting zapping baby Elfwine into not-baby Elfwine. And thusly the first month ended with the introduction of the Luthy blow-up doll.
This new Melkor, in the time that followed proceeded to apply to play the puppet of Beren and procured a maia by the name of Faramir, all the while bringing down plague and
With the advent of Long & Arda, came the taming of the swan prince and Melkor's rediscovery of his evil mojo in the deepest jungle. This newfound evilness led to one of the most fiendish and terrible creations in all existence, no not Ulmo's coral hat, the "dance dance dance" pop-sensation known as M Club 7.
Time passed and all was good and Melkor kidnapped Luthien again, as you know.. it was
And lo, there returneth the first Melkor and he looked and saw that verily Melkor II was indeed keeping up the
More time passed and all was still good and Melkor applied for a soulbond with Eomer and in this undertaking noticed that ample charms of his wife, Lothiriel, who soon bore the spawn of evil.
And after many releases from Long & Arda, it was decided that things needed stirring up and thusly, the WraithSexScandal was brought into the light of a particularly bright and sunny day in Arda.
And lo, Melkor II looked about and said, "Rawr. I feel damn sexy" and thusly the mun decided that everyone can remember the last 3 months and stopped reminicing
