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There's something that's been nagging at the back of my mind for a few days now...

Something I was supposed to do...what was I supposed to do....hmm


The KID. I remember now. I thought it was a bit less shiny around here.

Going to have tea with hobbits. I wonder if they have scones of doom.



Bingo,

Tea sounds like fun. Do you have scone of doom? The Lonely Mountain is underrated as a venue. It served quite well for my last film. I may renovate it into a nightclub perhaps. Anyway. Tea at Back End. Sounds evilgood. Put the kettle on and I'll be right over.

Yours sensationally hotly,

Melkor the fabulously sexy


::calls over a balrog::

Hey Gerald, yes you with the tutu. Take this note over to the Shire.

yes. I know you didn't get any cake last time.

Or scones of doom.

You know, you have quite a big preoccupation with hobbits there.

Well. You know what happened last time you tried to put them up there.
From: [identity profile] bbolger-baggins.livejournal.com
Dear Melkor,

I am glad to hear that visiting us for tea is acceptable with you. I am sorry to say we have no Scones of Doom, but I can fix some Crumpets of Crisis from a boxed mix for our meeting.

I shall await your arrival.

Sincerely and With Much Distaste,

Bingo

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