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It occurrs to me that you little mortals might not appreciate just how busy I am. It's not all choclate swimming pools, hot sex and hiding Gondor's throne.

Wait.. there's an idea...

Anyway, back to what I was talking about. Melkor, the hot, sexy and supremely powerful, is a very busy Vala. There's dealing with pay disputes among the legions of balrogs and other evil entities, random acts of havoc to make real, the occassion stint as a djinn, licking the elves in Mirkwood, meetings with the marketing division of Melkor!saliva beauty products (we're working on the name)...making sure Long and Arda is running smoothly...

Oh and there's the matter of freeing my son from where that hobbit is keeping him.

But what has been keeping Morgoth busy lately?

Well, I shall tell you. I thought about it and realised that a certain bane on the existence of all you little Middle-Earthers had been quiet for a long, long time.

Yes, that's right. WOHS*

However, I came to the conclusion that you can't just bring something back without improving it. Without making it more fiendish, more wrinkly, more.... hairy.

I present to you all:




*Wrinkly Old Hobbit Slash

Date: 2003-08-27 12:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dwarven-band.livejournal.com
My eyeeeeeees my eeeeeeeeeeeeeeyes how do I get in on some of that action?

Date: 2003-08-27 12:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] forsaken-one.livejournal.com
Didn't you get the memo?

Date: 2003-08-27 01:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dwarven-band.livejournal.com
No. o.o

I'm a girl on Fridays.

Date: 2003-08-27 01:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] forsaken-one.livejournal.com
What kind of porn movie star are you if you don't seek out the memos?


Girl on Fridays? I dub thee Girl Friday.

Date: 2003-08-27 01:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dwarven-band.livejournal.com
A ring the other six days of the week. Makes it kinda hard to read things without fingers. Or eyes.

Like King Friday?

Date: 2003-08-27 01:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] forsaken-one.livejournal.com
That's just not good enough. I NEED MORE COMMITMENT TO THIS PROJECT THAN THAT.

There are ways around having no eyes or fingers. I'm sure the morse code edition got broadcast.

King Friday? no.

Date: 2003-08-27 01:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dwarven-band.livejournal.com
WELL I'M TRYING IF IT WASN'T FOR YOUR SON I'D BE ON THE HAND OF A MASTER WHO DIDN'T STILL WET HIS PANTS.

. . . where is the little bugger, by the way? I kinda miss him.

Date: 2003-09-02 09:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] forsaken-one.livejournal.com
Hey. Watchit. The kid doesn't wet his pants. He doesn't eat or drink. At least you'll never get hair tangled in your settings this way.

...The kid...

oh. he got kidnapped by hobbits.

Date: 2003-09-02 10:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dwarven-band.livejournal.com
Ooh. I feel bad for the hobbits, man.

Date: 2003-09-03 03:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] forsaken-one.livejournal.com
What about the KID?

He went funny last time he had any kind of trauma. Got his hair cut different or something I think.

Date: 2003-09-03 07:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dwarven-band.livejournal.com
. . . SHIT.

Need any help getting him back??

Date: 2003-09-03 11:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] forsaken-one.livejournal.com
heh...nah... if the hobbits don't release him well... he'll think of something i'm sure. he could polish them or something

Date: 2003-09-03 02:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dwarven-band.livejournal.com
Well, if I can gem-ify any of their gonads or anything, lemme know.

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