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In other news, a funny thing happened earlier, you know.

Long and Arda actually forwarded some mail to me. It's unheard of. Okay so they have to send me the free samples but they get to deal with the desperate pleas for mercy and fanmail. I'm a popular guy you know. ;)

I should probably get round to reading it. It has no customary bribe or cookies though. Hmm.

::reads the letter::


*fumes* KIDNAP MY SON WILL YOU?



Well well well. It seems that Bingo Bolger-Babysnatcher is more like me that previously though. I had "turn Bingo to the dark side pencilled in for next Erumas" but it seems like he's there already.



Bingo,

What kind of evil, darstardly, sneaky entity kidnaps a small child? Apart from me. Though it's good to see that you do seem to be seeing the merits of occassional evil activity, this is going too far.

Bring the kid to the lonely mountain and we'll make a deal. Bring a lawyer too.


Melkor.
ps. "supervision"? Supervise Damien? ahahaha
pps. What is it with hobbits and their aversion to nudity?

Date: 2003-08-22 08:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bbolger-baggins.livejournal.com
*hears knock as he's just woken up, goes to door yawning, opens door to be greeted by this ancient force of darkness* O_O!!!!!

*blinks, slams door shut, trembles*

*shakes head* I need to wake up--wait, better I don't.

*opens door* Terribly sorry about that--I haven't had my morning tea yet. *accepts letter*

Thank you very much. Have a nice day!

*cloes door, reads letter and frowns* Oh dear, oh dear! What to do now!

My favoritest master kidnapped!

Date: 2003-08-23 12:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] naryathered.livejournal.com
Smite 'em, daddio, SMITE THE LITTLE HAIRY THING!

Re: My favoritest master kidnapped!

Date: 2003-08-25 12:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] forsaken-one.livejournal.com
::ponders::
You. Ringy. Go to the shire and do something ringy.

Date: 2003-08-25 08:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] naryathered.livejournal.com
*gleams*

Yes sir!

*plots, rolls, plots some more*

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