Aug. 22nd, 2003

forsaken_one: (smirktastic)
In a funny turn of events it seems that Luthien, the lovely elf that I've kidnapped a few times, is marrying Eomer, whose wife I kidnapped and heh well. you know what happened there.

So. As a gesture of well...I dunno. The mun poked me and said "blah blah blah blah not here tomorrow blah blah blah give them a present blah blah blah handcuffs aren't good enough blah blah blah etc"

HERE IT IS


This guy is gonna film your wedding. We're not even going to subliminally insert hot steamy action, though if you want... he could film the wedding night too ;) But anyway. It'll be the wedding of Eomer and Luthien on tape or dvd. We're branching out into dvd you know. Might add some special smell-o-vision to the dvd, you know.. the usual... horse, hair products, Luthien...


Anyway. ENJOY. I expect to be sent... cake or something. Maybe a bridesmaid too.
forsaken_one: (evil)
In other news, a funny thing happened earlier, you know.

Long and Arda actually forwarded some mail to me. It's unheard of. Okay so they have to send me the free samples but they get to deal with the desperate pleas for mercy and fanmail. I'm a popular guy you know. ;)

I should probably get round to reading it. It has no customary bribe or cookies though. Hmm.

::reads the letter::


*fumes* KIDNAP MY SON WILL YOU?



Well well well. It seems that Bingo Bolger-Babysnatcher is more like me that previously though. I had "turn Bingo to the dark side pencilled in for next Erumas" but it seems like he's there already.

::sends Gerald the Balrog to Back End with a note:: )

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